Shiftless Layabout

Layin' It Down Eight Days A Week



November 2017 Listen, you turkeys, we've barely just recovered from Blackout Friday, so give us a minute to wipe the dried cranberry sauce off our beards and peel ourselves off the couch.

Look at that, we're already wearing our Santa suits. (Likely that we simply never took them off after last year's bender. No wonder we were so sweaty in August.) No doubt this is a signal to consume some holiday spirits as we're consumed by the holiday spirit. With that in mind, we're psyched to return to the most stylish room in town: The Musiquarium at the Triple Door.

Jingle along wth us and buy us a round of nog. C'mon. Just one round of nog. C'mon. Nog.


But enough about us. You. Yes, you. You're stunning. Git over here, so I kin KISSYA. On the lips.

Check out the new album at iTunes , baby. Man, are we cool.
Cafe Press, get yourself some swanky merch, amigo.

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Buy our album! Not that we're begging. We wouldn't beg.
SHIFTLESS LAYABOUT: Layin' It Down Eight Days A Week
Oh yeah, and for those of you still stuck in 2006: MySpace, MySpace, MySpace, although you probably don't want to see pics of us in bikinis. MADE YOU LOOK.
Feel like sparking up a steamy internet romance? Want to invite us over for a beer? Need a footrub? As always you are welcome, nay, encouraged to email us - - Cool!
There's, like, nothing else down here, right? Right. S'alright.